(laughing) I don't know, why?
(adjusting surfboard) Whoa, daddy-o, the tide’s gnarly tonight.
"He’s 3,000 years old, he’s wrapped in bandages and covered in mold and debris..." "Beach Party Mummy" "Are You My Mummy?" Main Song "Egyptian Beach Party" "My Undead Mummy and Me" The "Mummy" Real undead royalty Candace wrapped in paper Beach Element Desert sand surfing A literal backyard beach
(Pulling towel off) I am not a gorilla. I am a Hungarian entrepreneur shielding my complexion. beach party mummy transcript
(confused) Unwrap? What do you mean? These bandages are a part of me.
Party?
Karen, thank you for agreeing to participate in this discussion. Can you start by telling us a bit about yourself and how you came to be known as a "Beach Party Mummy"? (laughing) I don't know, why
"Ferb, I know what we're going to do today! We’re going to find ourselves a mummy and throw the ultimate beach party—underground!"
I look like a beach party mummy. And if you post that, I’m taking your Wi-Fi for a month.
But, guys, we're here in an exotic, distant, foreign land. We might as well have some fun. I am a Hungarian entrepreneur shielding my complexion
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